I’M IN NEW ORLEANS RIGHT NOW читать дальшеAND SOME DUMBASS WAS TRYING TO GO THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY
AND WE WERE LITERALLY YELLING AT HIM “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IT’S A ONE WAY ASSHOLE”
AND HE ROLLED DOWN HIS WINDOW TO ASK FOR HELP
IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG
“I just need to get into that parking lot right there can you please let me in”
AND WE DID AND I WAS JUST LIKE
STARING AT HIM WITH MY MOUTH HANGING OPEN
AND AS HE DROVE AWAY ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE “OH MY GOD YOU’RE THE GUY FROM THE SOCIAL NETWORK”
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
AND I HAD FORGOTTEN HOW TO WORDS
MORAL OF THE STORY: I CALLED JESSE EISENBERG AN ASSHOLE TO HIS FACE OH MY GOD HAHAHANAIXKSOZAOOXENZP$37:@1!
NO, no I need this here because
because
Jesse Eisenberg WOULD DRIVE DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET HE WOULDОтсюдаОбоже